WAG Dear Mr. Lance Beam, BA

[flippinam]

Dear Mr. Beam,
I realize that our relationship has been wobbly in the past, however, until recently, we were so stable together. Whatever happened to those days when I knew I could count on you to be there when I blindly reached for you? You have been letting me down a lot recently, and it's becoming exhausting. I'm just thankful I've had Matt to cushion your blows.
What happened to the days when, on a scale of 1-10, some would judge us to be a 9? Now all you want to do is cast me off of you.
It's exhausting to be the only one working hard in this relationship. All you do is stand there, motionless, mocking me, waiting for me to fall yet again.
So please, can we at least be friends again?
Yours Truly,
One disgruntled and bruised gymnast

P.S. I also do not condone your recent support of so many dick moves.

 

[OzZee]

Ouch , hope you and Mr Beam's relationship improves soon!

 

[trampolinemom]

Very funny written! Good luck with your bruises. I hope the two of you will get along fine again in the future.

 

[trampolinemom]

P.S. I have heard some serious coaching could help to rebuild the trust in your relationship. If you get a coach to work with the two of you on this matter, don't forget to mention the Dick obsession that Mr. Beam expresses lately. It's an important issue that needs to be addressed properly.

 

[Ali'sMom]

I love it!!!
Your letter to Mr. Beam, not your bruises
Good luck building that relationship back. Tell Mr. Beam that once the dick moves are "old news", he's likely going to be desperate for any time of mount.

 

[fuzi]

Haha. This is great!

 

[cadybearsmommy]

So funny! Great job on the letter! I hope things improve for you and Mr. Beam soon!

Reminds me of this lovely meme I saw on here a while back lol!

 

[MomIdidit!]

I love your letter, it's so well written. It made me smile. I hope those bruises heal quickly....keep the sense of humor, it will take you far in life!!!

 

[MILgymFAM]

So funny! Great job on the letter! I hope things improve for you and Mr. Beam soon!

Reminds me of this lovely meme I saw on here a while back lol!

My ODD actually has those framed on her bedroom wall! Ha ha ha

 

[cadybearsmommy]

My ODD actually has those framed on her bedroom wall! Ha ha ha

Awesome!

 

[Ali'sMom]

My daughter has tried to break up with Mr. Beam MANY times, but yet the coaches keep forcing them to have an "arranged" relationship.

 

[flippinam]

P.S. I have heard some serious coaching could help to rebuild the trust in your relationship. If you get a coach to work with the two of you on this matter, don't forget to mention the Dick obsession that Mr. Beam expresses lately. It's an important issue that needs to be addressed properly.

LOL! We have been getting a lot of coaching lately. Hopefully when we meet this weekend things will turn out better than the last time.
So far, mounting has not been an issue. It's been springing and turning. Hopefully these will be addressed in our next coaching session.

 

[Sasha]

Dear Disgruntled and Bruised,

I'm sorry to hear about your fall-out with Mr. Beam, but keep your chin up, chest high, and walking the straight and narrow, and Mr. Beam is sure to stick with you!

But if he bites you again, flip him off.

 

[my4buffaloes]

LOL - I think you have paid your dues, times for Mr Beam to be nice for awhile. I hope it improves.

 

[flippinam]

I am thrilled to report that there was a drastic improvement in our relationship this weekend! We went from a last place 8.05 to a 9.575 and first place. Hopefully we'll stay friends when we see each other on Monday!

 

[balletmom42]

Awesome post/thread and wonderful news!

 

[needcoffee]

That is awesome! What a brilliant improvement! Maybe I should write to Mr Beam and tell him to stop picking on my DD!

 

[ROMfan]

I imagine your heartfelt appeal to Mr Beam was heard.

That or he was starting to get a little jealous of the time you were spending with Matt.

But tell him to lay off on the bruises--that relationship violence is bad. They have groups for that.

 

[flippinam]

I do think my close relationship with Matt may have gotten to him. Before I can even see Mr. Beam, I have to warm up with Matt first.

He always argues that his violence was in self defense because I was the one who jumped on him first.

Gymnastruby, I'll have another word with Mr. Beam for your DD! He really is getting out of hand picking on gymnasts young and old, with a dick and without.

 

[Deleted member D3987]

Dear Mr. Beam,
I realize that our relationship has been wobbly in the past, however, until recently, we were so stable together. Whatever happened to those days when I knew I could count on you to be there when I blindly reached for you? You have been letting me down a lot recently, and it's becoming exhausting. I'm just thankful I've had Matt to cushion your blows.
What happened to the days when, on a scale of 1-10, some would judge us to be a 9? Now all you want to do is cast me off of you.
It's exhausting to be the only one working hard in this relationship. All you do is stand there, motionless, mocking me, waiting for me to fall yet again.
So please, can we at least be friends again?
Yours Truly,
One disgruntled and bruised gymnast

P.S. I also do not condone your recent support of so many dick moves.
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these are really quite impressive. the beam can be such a Dick.