Dear Mr. Beam,
I realize that our relationship has been wobbly in the past, however, until recently, we were so stable together. Whatever happened to those days when I knew I could count on you to be there when I blindly reached for you? You have been letting me down a lot recently, and it's becoming exhausting. I'm just thankful I've had Matt to cushion your blows.
What happened to the days when, on a scale of 1-10, some would judge us to be a 9? Now all you want to do is cast me off of you.
It's exhausting to be the only one working hard in this relationship. All you do is stand there, motionless, mocking me, waiting for me to fall yet again.
So please, can we at least be friends again?
Yours Truly,
One disgruntled and bruised gymnast
P.S. I also do not condone your recent support of so many dick moves.
I realize that our relationship has been wobbly in the past, however, until recently, we were so stable together. Whatever happened to those days when I knew I could count on you to be there when I blindly reached for you? You have been letting me down a lot recently, and it's becoming exhausting. I'm just thankful I've had Matt to cushion your blows.
What happened to the days when, on a scale of 1-10, some would judge us to be a 9? Now all you want to do is cast me off of you.
It's exhausting to be the only one working hard in this relationship. All you do is stand there, motionless, mocking me, waiting for me to fall yet again.
So please, can we at least be friends again?
Yours Truly,
One disgruntled and bruised gymnast
P.S. I also do not condone your recent support of so many dick moves.