How to Esasy on Gymnastics?

[canada_gymnast]

So for our english assignment, we have to write a "How-to essay" on a topic of our choice. I figured that since i LOVE gymnastics, maybe i should do one on gymnastics does anyone have any ideas for a how-to on gymnastics? i was thinking of doing "how to get last place AA at a meet" it's supposed to be funny and fun.... it can't be like how to do a cartwheel step 1, 2, 3...etc

ANY ideas would be greatly appreciated

thanks

 

[JBS]

I could do a great "How to do a cartwheel" speech that is funny and fun. An essay is a whole different story.

 

[gymgurl]

I like the how to get last place all around

you could also do a really funny and sarcastic "how to get to the olympics"

Or "As a parent, how to make the coach hate you"

"How to annoy your coach?"

I think anything mildly sarcastic with a bit of humour will work well